

We Are H-Med
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Got Merch?
Hell yeah we got merch! We got just about the most dank merch you can wear.
We have shirts, hoodies, hats & more.
Use smokable medicine? Got a sense of humor?
You might want to check out our designs! Just click on the "H-Med Merch" section below.
Don't like merch wear? Check out our STONE® fun gadgets and devices for your sesh. Don't smoke either? Check out our Other Items By Request!

The Hypothetical Medical Company
We are The Hypothetical Medical Company, inventors of The Puff-Pal ("The World's Greatest Roach Clip") and the Bud-E Bags: Archival Storage System (flower/edible storage baggies where you can do instant reviews on the back). We also operate an online 'head shop' featuring silly merch and products. But we're so much more...
Hypothetical Medical or "H-Med" for short; advocates to eliminate the few remaining negative stereotypes around smokable medicine. As Smokable Medicine becomes a way of life for millions; we hope to help eliminate these taboos.
We do so through our OCEAN Initiative; our 5 point strategy; in addition achieving normalization by making it a fun part of everyday life. Yes, we make silly stoner joke decals & shirts; but we do this to help destigmatize Smokable Medicine using humor & fun/silly products.
So, just like the old chewable candy-vitamins of cartoon characters for kids, or as Patch Adams would say... "A Little Fun with Your (Smokable) Medicine Makes It Easier to Take."
What is our OCEAN Initiative?
This is our Five Point Strategy to achieve normalization:
Outreach -
We spread the word of Smokable Medicine to gain awareness
Community -
Our Discord channel to share knowledge & have fun
Education -
We produce educational Smokable Medicine content
Advocacy -
Interviews, etc for the destigmatization of Smokable Medicine
Normalization -
Our goal: eliminate the few remaining stereotypes
You're now at the shores with us, would you like to learn more or possibly even help us advocate for Smokable Medicine? Click below.

Our Socials
We use Pinterest for Bud-E Bags & our collaborations. We use Insta for Bud-E Bag #QMR's & new product reveals; but also link to our fans as well. We have a Facebook page for fans to engage with us.
We're most active on Twitter however. We try to do #MondayFunday, #WednesdayWisdom, and our #SundayStrain reviews. We also share Smokable Medicine content and curate from our favorite people in the Smokable Medicine field.
Finally, our Discord channel is our most important platform. Please click the button below to find out more. It's a free community of like-minded people and a chance to win money by joining our completely-free-to-enter design contests! Come smoke with us.