From Cash To Couch To Kush - Unisex Hoodie

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Remember that childhood piggy bank filled with dreams of becoming a baller? Yeah, those crumbled faster than a stale brownie. Turns out, real adulthood is all about that glorious green – not the Benjamins, mind you, but something a little…leafier.

From hustling paper to chasing puffs, "From Cash, to Kush, to Couch" captures the epic journey of every chill soul who's swapped boardrooms for beanbags, deadlines for dabs, and power suits for sweatpants permanently imprinted with snack crumbs. This shirt ain't just fabric, it's a manifesto for the chronically relaxed – a badge of honor for those who mastered the art of turning "to-do lists" into "to-chill lists."

So, next time your stoner bestie needs a birthday gift with more punch than a fruit-flavored blunt, snag them this masterpiece. Or hey, maybe you just deserve a trophy for surviving the rat race and claiming your rightful spot on the couch throne. Whatever the reason, wear this shirt loud and proud – just promise you won't forget the munchies when the inevitable Netflix marathon strikes. (Bonus points if you wear it to your boss's retirement party. Just sayin'.)

Now, excuse me while I go dig up that old piggy bank. Turns out, dreams do come true – they just involve a lot more snacks and a much comfier bed.

Don’t you just love sweatshirt weather? We do too. Layer up year round in this cozy, casual style. With a front pocket and snug hood, it doesn’t get much better than this.

• 100% cotton face

• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester

• Front pouch pocket

• Self-fabric patch on the back

• Matching flat drawstrings

• 3-panel hood

• Blank product sourced from Pakistan