Here are some of our featured products. These are top sellers, our most common items.

These are our most common items; or, check out our other categories below.
Flagship Products - Our custom products, The Puff-Pal grabber & Bud-E Bags baggies

H-Med Media - Our digital content like videos, HD audio, or free CannaColoring pages
H-Med Merch - His & Hers clothing line & accessories: Stoner Tees, Hoodies, Hats etc.
Digital Dank Designs - These are our line of silly stoner joke decals & bumper stickers
STONE Series - Games, Toys, & Fidgets to ease stress from anxiety inducing strains
Special Request - Random stuff fans from our Discord channel asked for us to carry
Streamer Series - A clothing line where we partner with selected streamers/youtubers

Featured Products

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H-Med Dealing' Dreams - Vintage Corduroy Thread Stitched Cap - SUPPORTER Edition
H-Med Dealing' Dreams - Vintage Corduroy Thread Stitched Cap - SUPPORTER Edition
H-Med Dealing' Dreams - Vintage Corduroy Thread Stitched Cap - SUPPORTER Edition
$29.95
New Release - 1st Edition!
CannaColor #420 - Adult Coloring Book
CannaColor #420 - Adult Coloring Book
CannaColor #420 - Adult Coloring Book
$19.95
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An Edible A Day - Makes a PotBelly (Bumper Sticker 3x9 Decal)
An Edible A Day - Makes a PotBelly (Bumper Sticker 3x9 Decal)
An Edible A Day - Makes a PotBelly (Bumper Sticker 3x9 Decal)
List price $5.99
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$2.95
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Executive Produce A Piece of Content
Executive Produce A Piece of Content
Executive Produce A Piece of Content
$0.00 or more
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H-Med Hoodie - My Home Is So Dank
H-Med Hoodie - My Home Is So Dank
H-Med Hoodie - My Home Is So Dank
List price $52.85
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$37.00
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H-Med PlainJane Design - Best Part of Healthcare is THC - Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
H-Med PlainJane Design - Best Part of Healthcare is THC - Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
H-Med PlainJane Design - Best Part of Healthcare is THC - Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
List price $27.95
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$19.00
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PlainJain T's - Do You Like 420 Too? - Unisex Basic Softstyle T-Shirt | Gildan 64000
PlainJain T's - Do You Like 420 Too? - Unisex Basic Softstyle T-Shirt | Gildan 64000
PlainJain T's - Do You Like 420 Too? - Unisex Basic Softstyle T-Shirt | Gildan 64000
List price $27.95
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$19.00
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My Home Is So Dank - Even the Potatoes Are Baked (Bumper Sticker 3x8 Decal)
My Home Is So Dank - Even the Potatoes Are Baked (Bumper Sticker 3x8 Decal)
My Home Is So Dank - Even the Potatoes Are Baked (Bumper Sticker 3x8 Decal)
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$2.95
My Home is so Dank #2 - SUPPORTER EDITION Unisex t-shirt
My Home is so Dank #2 - SUPPORTER EDITION Unisex t-shirt
My Home is so Dank #2 - SUPPORTER EDITION Unisex t-shirt
$19.00
My Home is so Dank #1 - SUPPORTER EDITION Unisex organic sweatshirt
My Home is so Dank #1 - SUPPORTER EDITION Unisex organic sweatshirt
My Home is so Dank #1 - SUPPORTER EDITION Unisex organic sweatshirt
$29.95

STONE®️ SERIES

The STONE®️ SERIES stands for:
Smoke Time Over, Now Entertainment.

Whimsical products, just some little games and toys. "Fun Junk" -- You don't need it... but it might be a good time!

Nothing expensive here, so don't worry about if you break/lose it; just some enjoyable things to do while smoking.

BUT… Not only are they fun; they can also help take your mind off things, if your session gets a bit too intense.
From your friends at The Hypothetical Medical Co.


Stash N Hang Indoor Wall-Mount Stainless Steel Ash Catcher
Stash N Hang Indoor Wall-Mount Stainless Steel Ash Catcher
Stash N Hang Indoor Wall-Mount Stainless Steel Ash Catcher
$14.95
Sleeping Headphones Wireless Bluetooth Headband Eye Mask - GREAT FOR ANXIETY
Sleeping Headphones Wireless Bluetooth Headband Eye Mask - GREAT FOR ANXIETY
Sleeping Headphones Wireless Bluetooth Headband Eye Mask - GREAT FOR ANXIETY
$12.95
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Diffraction Action Glasses
Diffraction Action Glasses
Diffraction Action Glasses
List price $29.99
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$19.95
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Chair Stack King
Chair Stack King
Chair Stack King
List price $19.99
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$13.95
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Figure 8 Flip Gate Game
Figure 8 Flip Gate Game
Figure 8 Flip Gate Game
List price $12.99
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$9.95
Opt3 (MiniGame) Backorder 3/1
Anti-Anxiety Fidget Devices
Anti-Anxiety Fidget Devices
Anti-Anxiety Fidget Devices
List price $9.95
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$7.95
Sold out
Finger Flingerz
Finger Flingerz
Finger Flingerz
List price $13.99
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$9.95
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Restock Expected 3/15
Wall Ballz
Wall Ballz
Wall Ballz
List price $14.99
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$9.95
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Midnight Ball Bright
Midnight Ball Bright
Midnight Ball Bright
List price $29.99
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$19.95
Restock Expected 3/15
Sucker Chuckerz
Sucker Chuckerz
Sucker Chuckerz
List price $24.99
Save $7.04
$17.95

H-Med Media

H-Med Media - This is our digital content from our Youtube channel or other sources. This contains things like uncut videos, higher quality audio, or some free content like additional CannaColor Coloring Book Pages


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Executive Produce A Piece of Content
Executive Produce A Piece of Content
Executive Produce A Piece of Content
$0.00 or more
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H-Med Dealing' Dreams - Vintage Corduroy Thread Stitched Cap - SUPPORTER Edition
H-Med Dealing' Dreams - Vintage Corduroy Thread Stitched Cap - SUPPORTER Edition
H-Med Dealing' Dreams - Vintage Corduroy Thread Stitched Cap - SUPPORTER Edition
$29.95
My Home is so Dank #1 - SUPPORTER EDITION Unisex organic sweatshirt
My Home is so Dank #1 - SUPPORTER EDITION Unisex organic sweatshirt
My Home is so Dank #1 - SUPPORTER EDITION Unisex organic sweatshirt
$29.95
My Home is so Dank #2 - SUPPORTER EDITION Unisex t-shirt
My Home is so Dank #2 - SUPPORTER EDITION Unisex t-shirt
My Home is so Dank #2 - SUPPORTER EDITION Unisex t-shirt
$19.00
The Best Part of HealTHCare is the THC - Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
The Best Part of HealTHCare is the THC - Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
The Best Part of HealTHCare is the THC - Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
$17.50

H-Med Merch

MERCH DROP! Our line of hoodies, snapbacks, Tee's, and other items. Premium quality, Ships Fast, & Funny AF Designs.



Sleeping Headphones Wireless Bluetooth Headband Eye Mask - GREAT FOR ANXIETY
Sleeping Headphones Wireless Bluetooth Headband Eye Mask - GREAT FOR ANXIETY
Sleeping Headphones Wireless Bluetooth Headband Eye Mask - GREAT FOR ANXIETY
$12.95
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H-Med Hoodie - An Edible A Day
H-Med Hoodie - An Edible A Day
H-Med Hoodie - An Edible A Day
List price $59.95
Save $17.95
$42.00
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H-Med Hoodie - My Home Is So Dank
H-Med Hoodie - My Home Is So Dank
H-Med Hoodie - My Home Is So Dank
List price $52.85
Save $15.85
$37.00
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H-Med Herb the "Garden" Gnome - Unisex Crew Neck Cotton Jersey T-Shirt
H-Med Herb the "Garden" Gnome - Unisex Crew Neck Cotton Jersey T-Shirt
H-Med Herb the "Garden" Gnome - Unisex Crew Neck Cotton Jersey T-Shirt
List price $33.35
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$29.00
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H-Med We Bring You Visions of Peace - Retro 3/4 Sleeve raglan shirt
H-Med We Bring You Visions of Peace - Retro 3/4 Sleeve raglan shirt
H-Med We Bring You Visions of Peace - Retro 3/4 Sleeve raglan shirt
$24.50
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H-Med I only get St.O.N.Ed Periodically - Unisex Short Sleeve Crew Neck Cotton Jersey T-Shirt
H-Med I only get St.O.N.Ed Periodically - Unisex Short Sleeve Crew Neck Cotton Jersey T-Shirt
H-Med I only get St.O.N.Ed Periodically - Unisex Short Sleeve Crew Neck Cotton Jersey T-Shirt
List price $26.45
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$23.00
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H-Med Sweatshirt - My Joints Are Stiff/That's How I Roll
H-Med Sweatshirt - My Joints Are Stiff/That's How I Roll
H-Med Sweatshirt - My Joints Are Stiff/That's How I Roll
List price $38.95
Save $11.95
$27.00
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From Cash To Couch To Kush - Unisex Hoodie
From Cash To Couch To Kush - Unisex Hoodie
From Cash To Couch To Kush - Unisex Hoodie
$36.50
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H-Med Skull Hands Heart Cannabis - "Some People Say I Have A Heart of Gold - I Think It's More Of A Green" Women's Pullover Hoodie
H-Med Skull Hands Heart Cannabis - "Some People Say I Have A Heart of Gold - I Think It's More Of A Green" Women's Pullover Hoodie
H-Med Skull Hands Heart Cannabis - "Some People Say I Have A Heart of Gold - I Think It's More Of A Green" Women's Pullover Hoodie
List price $46.00
Save $6.00
$40.00
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Plain Jane Designs - Snapback Hat - "Do you like 4:22 (420 Too)?"
Plain Jane Designs - Snapback Hat - "Do you like 4:22 (420 Too)?"
Plain Jane Designs - Snapback Hat - "Do you like 4:22 (420 Too)?"
List price $41.95
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$29.00
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H-Med Hoodie - Dank Fish Got SeaWeed
H-Med Hoodie - Dank Fish Got SeaWeed
H-Med Hoodie - Dank Fish Got SeaWeed
List price $52.85
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$37.00
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H-Med PlainJane Design - Mom Stop Asking Hoodie - Unisex fleece hoodie
H-Med PlainJane Design - Mom Stop Asking Hoodie - Unisex fleece hoodie
H-Med PlainJane Design - Mom Stop Asking Hoodie - Unisex fleece hoodie
List price $52.95
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$37.00
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H-Med PlainJane T's - Smoke W--d Every Day - Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
H-Med PlainJane T's - Smoke W--d Every Day - Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
H-Med PlainJane T's - Smoke W--d Every Day - Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
List price $31.95
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$22.00
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H-Med PlainJane Design - Best Part of Healthcare is THC - Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
H-Med PlainJane Design - Best Part of Healthcare is THC - Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
H-Med PlainJane Design - Best Part of Healthcare is THC - Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
List price $27.95
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$19.00
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PlainJain T's - Do You Like 420 Too? - Unisex Basic Softstyle T-Shirt | Gildan 64000
PlainJain T's - Do You Like 420 Too? - Unisex Basic Softstyle T-Shirt | Gildan 64000
PlainJain T's - Do You Like 420 Too? - Unisex Basic Softstyle T-Shirt | Gildan 64000
List price $27.95
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$19.00
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H-Med PlainJane Designs T - OK Lemme Just Go Get Smoked Out - Unisex Basic Softstyle T-Shirt | Gildan 64000
H-Med PlainJane Designs T - OK Lemme Just Go Get Smoked Out - Unisex Basic Softstyle T-Shirt | Gildan 64000
H-Med PlainJane Designs T - OK Lemme Just Go Get Smoked Out - Unisex Basic Softstyle T-Shirt | Gildan 64000
List price $27.95
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$19.00
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H-Med Neck Gaiter - Damn Right Makeup
H-Med Neck Gaiter - Damn Right Makeup
H-Med Neck Gaiter - Damn Right Makeup
List price $27.95
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$19.00
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DDD Laptop Sleeve - Grasshopper
DDD Laptop Sleeve - Grasshopper
DDD Laptop Sleeve - Grasshopper
List price $38.95
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$27.00
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The Hypothetical Medical Polo Shirt (Employee Polo)
The Hypothetical Medical Polo Shirt (Employee Polo)
The Hypothetical Medical Polo Shirt (Employee Polo)
List price $35.95
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$25.00
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H-Med Dealing' Dreams - Vintage Corduroy Thread Stitched Cap - SUPPORTER Edition
H-Med Dealing' Dreams - Vintage Corduroy Thread Stitched Cap - SUPPORTER Edition
H-Med Dealing' Dreams - Vintage Corduroy Thread Stitched Cap - SUPPORTER Edition
$29.95
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H-Med Dealing' Dreams - Vintage Corduroy Thread Stitch Cap - STANDARD Edition
H-Med Dealing' Dreams - Vintage Corduroy Thread Stitch Cap - STANDARD Edition
H-Med Dealing' Dreams - Vintage Corduroy Thread Stitch Cap - STANDARD Edition
$24.95
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H-Med PlainJane Design - Mom Quit Askin All My Friends if They're Drug Dealers - Unisex t-shirt
H-Med PlainJane Design - Mom Quit Askin All My Friends if They're Drug Dealers - Unisex t-shirt
H-Med PlainJane Design - Mom Quit Askin All My Friends if They're Drug Dealers - Unisex t-shirt
$19.95
My Home is so Dank #1 - SUPPORTER EDITION Unisex organic sweatshirt
My Home is so Dank #1 - SUPPORTER EDITION Unisex organic sweatshirt
My Home is so Dank #1 - SUPPORTER EDITION Unisex organic sweatshirt
$29.95
My Home is so Dank #2 - SUPPORTER EDITION Unisex t-shirt
My Home is so Dank #2 - SUPPORTER EDITION Unisex t-shirt
My Home is so Dank #2 - SUPPORTER EDITION Unisex t-shirt
$19.00
The Best Part of HealTHCare is the THC - Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
The Best Part of HealTHCare is the THC - Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
The Best Part of HealTHCare is the THC - Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
$17.50

Triple DDD - Digital Dank Decals

Digital Dank Designs from The Hypothetical Medical Co - our line of premium decals and bumper stickers.

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My Girl Is Pretty Dope (Bumper Sticker 3x9 Decal)
My Girl Is Pretty Dope (Bumper Sticker 3x9 Decal)
My Girl Is Pretty Dope (Bumper Sticker 3x9 Decal)
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$2.95
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How'd I End Up On The Back Of Your Car (Bumper Sticker 3x9 Decal)
How'd I End Up On The Back Of Your Car (Bumper Sticker 3x9 Decal)
How'd I End Up On The Back Of Your Car (Bumper Sticker 3x9 Decal)
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My Stoner Friend Has 1 Leg - We Call Him Grasshopper (Postcard 4x6 Decal)
My Stoner Friend Has 1 Leg - We Call Him Grasshopper (Postcard 4x6 Decal)
My Stoner Friend Has 1 Leg - We Call Him Grasshopper (Postcard 4x6 Decal)
List price $5.99
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$2.95
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An Edible A Day - Makes a PotBelly (Bumper Sticker 3x9 Decal)
An Edible A Day - Makes a PotBelly (Bumper Sticker 3x9 Decal)
An Edible A Day - Makes a PotBelly (Bumper Sticker 3x9 Decal)
List price $5.99
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$2.95
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My Home Is So Dank - Even the Potatoes Are Baked (Bumper Sticker 3x8 Decal)
My Home Is So Dank - Even the Potatoes Are Baked (Bumper Sticker 3x8 Decal)
My Home Is So Dank - Even the Potatoes Are Baked (Bumper Sticker 3x8 Decal)
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I (heart) My Plug... He's Connected. It has it's percs. (Bumper Sticker 3x9 Decal)
I (heart) My Plug... He's Connected. It has it's percs. (Bumper Sticker 3x9 Decal)
I (heart) My Plug... He's Connected. It has it's percs. (Bumper Sticker 3x9 Decal)
List price $5.99
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$2.95
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I'm So Dank - All My Fish Got SeaWeed (Postcard 4x6 Decal)
I'm So Dank - All My Fish Got SeaWeed (Postcard 4x6 Decal)
I'm So Dank - All My Fish Got SeaWeed (Postcard 4x6 Decal)
List price $5.99
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$2.95

Streamer Series

This is the Streamer Series section for Digital Dank Designs from Hypothetical Medical. This is where we work with streamers and their communities to bring various merch to fans. Show some love for ours streamer partners!

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EXAMPLE MERCH-Hats:  POGGERS - Trucker Cap
EXAMPLE MERCH-Hats: POGGERS - Trucker Cap
EXAMPLE MERCH-Hats: POGGERS - Trucker Cap
$21.95
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EXAMPLE MERCH-Hoodies:  SS Hoodie - What's the New Meta?
EXAMPLE MERCH-Hoodies: SS Hoodie - What's the New Meta?
EXAMPLE MERCH-Hoodies: SS Hoodie - What's the New Meta?
$30.00
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EXAMPLE MERCH-Kids: Try Me... Rage Quit
EXAMPLE MERCH-Kids: Try Me... Rage Quit
EXAMPLE MERCH-Kids: Try Me... Rage Quit
$24.50
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EXAMPLE MERCH-Shirts:  Streamer Series - Youth - Rage Quit
EXAMPLE MERCH-Shirts: Streamer Series - Youth - Rage Quit
EXAMPLE MERCH-Shirts: Streamer Series - Youth - Rage Quit
$25.00
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EXAMPLE PRODUCTS:  "The Silent Partner" Smart Phone Mount PTZ 360-degree "Follow Me" Tracking - AI Enhanced Camera
EXAMPLE PRODUCTS: "The Silent Partner" Smart Phone Mount PTZ 360-degree "Follow Me" Tracking - AI Enhanced Camera
EXAMPLE PRODUCTS: "The Silent Partner" Smart Phone Mount PTZ 360-degree "Follow Me" Tracking - AI Enhanced Camera
List price $99.99
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$69.95
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H-Med Dealing' Dreams - Vintage Corduroy Thread Stitched Cap - SUPPORTER Edition
H-Med Dealing' Dreams - Vintage Corduroy Thread Stitched Cap - SUPPORTER Edition
H-Med Dealing' Dreams - Vintage Corduroy Thread Stitched Cap - SUPPORTER Edition
$29.95

By Request

These are items that our fans asked us to start carrying, or wanted us to add to their order. Looking for something? Email us!

These completely random items don't have anything to do with our advocacy for Smokable Medicine; but, by proxy it is another set of items to help us round out our store and helps keep us on our mission.

Have you been eyeing something you've seen on TikTok or Facebook and are almost ready to buy? Would you like to get it & also help support a company that advocates for a cause you believe in? Hit us up! About to order and want to see if we can add something else? Please email us!

NOTE: We WILL NOT be carrying water pipes, rolling papers, glass pieces, and other paraphernalia - as much as we'd love to, there's just too much risk so we are waiting until national legalization in the US before we possibly open our own line in the future.

Also, some of these items ship from our factory and usually arrive in 2-3 weeks if you choose flat rate (cheapest) shipping. These products will state this in the first line of the description so we are very clear.

Stash N Hang Indoor Wall-Mount Stainless Steel Ash Catcher
Stash N Hang Indoor Wall-Mount Stainless Steel Ash Catcher
Stash N Hang Indoor Wall-Mount Stainless Steel Ash Catcher
$14.95
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EXAMPLE PRODUCTS:  "The Silent Partner" Smart Phone Mount PTZ 360-degree "Follow Me" Tracking - AI Enhanced Camera
EXAMPLE PRODUCTS: "The Silent Partner" Smart Phone Mount PTZ 360-degree "Follow Me" Tracking - AI Enhanced Camera
EXAMPLE PRODUCTS: "The Silent Partner" Smart Phone Mount PTZ 360-degree "Follow Me" Tracking - AI Enhanced Camera
List price $99.99
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$69.95
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"Music Me Smart Watch" - Integrated Earbuds!  T10 Bluetooth Earbuds Hidden In Smart Watch with Digital Watchface (Monitor & Track: Steps, O2 Sensor, Pulse/Heart Rate, Blood Pressure, Sleep Tracking)
"Music Me Smart Watch" - Integrated Earbuds! T10 Bluetooth Earbuds Hidden In Smart Watch with Digital Watchface (Monitor & Track: Steps, O2 Sensor, Pulse/Heart Rate, Blood Pressure, Sleep Tracking)
"Music Me Smart Watch" - Integrated Earbuds! T10 Bluetooth Earbuds Hidden In Smart Watch with Digital Watchface (Monitor & Track: Steps, O2 Sensor, Pulse/Heart Rate, Blood Pressure, Sleep Tracking)
List price $99.99
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$79.95
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