Here are some of our featured products. These are top sellers, our most common items.
These are our most common items; or, check out our other categories below.
Flagship Products - Our custom products, The Puff-Pal grabber & Bud-E Bags baggies
H-Med Media - Our digital content like videos, HD audio, or free CannaColoring pages
H-Med Merch - His & Hers clothing line & accessories: Stoner Tees, Hoodies, Hats etc.
Digital Dank Designs - These are our line of silly stoner joke decals & bumper stickers
STONE Series - Games, Toys, & Fidgets to ease stress from anxiety inducing strains
Special Request - Random stuff fans from our Discord channel asked for us to carry
Streamer Series - A clothing line where we partner with selected streamers/youtubers
Featured Products
On Sale
H-Med Hoodie - My Home Is So Dank
H-Med Hoodie - My Home Is So Dank
List price $52.85
Save $15.85
$37.00
STONE®️ SERIES
The STONE®️ SERIES stands for:
Smoke Time Over, Now Entertainment.
Whimsical products, just some little games and toys. "Fun Junk" -- You don't need it... but it might be a good time!
Nothing expensive here, so don't worry about if you break/lose it; just some enjoyable things to do while smoking.
BUT… Not only are they fun; they can also help take your mind off things, if your session gets a bit too intense.
From your friends at The Hypothetical Medical Co.
Opt3 (MiniGame) Backorder 3/1
Anti-Anxiety Fidget Devices
Anti-Anxiety Fidget Devices
List price $9.95
Save $2.00
$7.95
H-Med Media
H-Med Media - This is our digital content from our Youtube channel or other sources. This contains things like uncut videos, higher quality audio, or some free content like additional CannaColor Coloring Book Pages
H-Med Merch
MERCH DROP! Our line of hoodies, snapbacks, Tee's, and other items. Premium quality, Ships Fast, & Funny AF Designs.
Top Seller
H-Med Hoodie - An Edible A Day
H-Med Hoodie - An Edible A Day
List price $59.95
Save $17.95
$42.00
On Sale
H-Med Hoodie - My Home Is So Dank
H-Med Hoodie - My Home Is So Dank
List price $52.85
Save $15.85
$37.00
Fund Our Content!
H-Med Sweatshirt - My Joints Are Stiff/That's How I Roll
H-Med Sweatshirt - My Joints Are Stiff/That's How I Roll
List price $38.95
Save $11.95
$27.00
Fund Our Content!
H-Med Skull Hands Heart Cannabis - "Some People Say I Have A Heart of Gold - I Think It's More Of A Green" Women's Pullover Hoodie
H-Med Skull Hands Heart Cannabis - "Some People Say I Have A Heart of Gold - I Think It's More Of A Green" Women's Pullover Hoodie
List price $46.00
Save $6.00
$40.00
On Sale
Plain Jane Designs - Snapback Hat - "Do you like 4:22 (420 Too)?"
Plain Jane Designs - Snapback Hat - "Do you like 4:22 (420 Too)?"
List price $41.95
Save $12.95
$29.00
On Sale
H-Med Hoodie - Dank Fish Got SeaWeed
H-Med Hoodie - Dank Fish Got SeaWeed
List price $52.85
Save $15.85
$37.00
On Sale
H-Med Neck Gaiter - Damn Right Makeup
H-Med Neck Gaiter - Damn Right Makeup
List price $27.95
Save $8.95
$19.00
On Sale
DDD Laptop Sleeve - Grasshopper
DDD Laptop Sleeve - Grasshopper
List price $38.95
Save $11.95
$27.00
On Sale
The Hypothetical Medical Polo Shirt (Employee Polo)
The Hypothetical Medical Polo Shirt (Employee Polo)
List price $35.95
Save $10.95
$25.00
Triple DDD - Digital Dank Decals
Digital Dank Designs from The Hypothetical Medical Co - our line of premium decals and bumper stickers.
On Sale
My Girl Is Pretty Dope (Bumper Sticker 3x9 Decal)
My Girl Is Pretty Dope (Bumper Sticker 3x9 Decal)
List price $5.99
Save $3.04
$2.95
On Sale
I'm So Dank - All My Fish Got SeaWeed (Postcard 4x6 Decal)
I'm So Dank - All My Fish Got SeaWeed (Postcard 4x6 Decal)
List price $5.99
Save $3.04
$2.95
Streamer Series
This is the Streamer Series section for Digital Dank Designs from Hypothetical Medical. This is where we work with streamers and their communities to bring various merch to fans. Show some love for ours streamer partners!
By Request
These are items that our fans asked us to start carrying, or wanted us to add to their order. Looking for something? Email us!
These completely random items don't have anything to do with our advocacy for Smokable Medicine; but, by proxy it is another set of items to help us round out our store and helps keep us on our mission.
Have you been eyeing something you've seen on TikTok or Facebook and are almost ready to buy? Would you like to get it & also help support a company that advocates for a cause you believe in? Hit us up! About to order and want to see if we can add something else? Please email us!
NOTE: We WILL NOT be carrying water pipes, rolling papers, glass pieces, and other paraphernalia - as much as we'd love to, there's just too much risk so we are waiting until national legalization in the US before we possibly open our own line in the future.
Also, some of these items ship from our factory and usually arrive in 2-3 weeks if you choose flat rate (cheapest) shipping. These products will state this in the first line of the description so we are very clear.
On Sale
"Music Me Smart Watch" - Integrated Earbuds! T10 Bluetooth Earbuds Hidden In Smart Watch with Digital Watchface (Monitor & Track: Steps, O2 Sensor, Pulse/Heart Rate, Blood Pressure, Sleep Tracking)
"Music Me Smart Watch" - Integrated Earbuds! T10 Bluetooth Earbuds Hidden In Smart Watch with Digital Watchface (Monitor & Track: Steps, O2 Sensor, Pulse/Heart Rate, Blood Pressure, Sleep Tracking)
List price $99.99
Save $20.04
$79.95
